Chosing Between Crap And Poo

Ahhhh, politics is in the air again campers. Aren't we all just so excited? I don't know about you but I am sick of all the political parties and candidates. It just seems like every elections we get the choice between crap and poo. They both stink and taste bad going down. Just once, I would love to have a candidate that was not:

1. In bed with special interests
2. Lying to me
3. Pre-compromised
4. Looking for as much power as they can grab

Oh well, I guess I won't hold my breath. I don't want to turn blue and pass out.