Friday, July 14, 2006

Talking Bout Our Education

Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. It's like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won't fatten the dog.
—
Samuel Clemens, 1900

There is a lot of talk and lip service these days about education. These avenues of discourse range from "No Child Left Behind" to the debate over whether we should be teaching Spanish in our schools. My thought is that it's is all a load of bull. Most of these debates are about politicians using our children's futures for a brief influx of political currency. In my humble opinion there are a few pressing problems with education today (take these with a grain of salt):
  • Parents checked out of their children's day to day lives a long time ago.
  • The system is based on a 100+ year old system designed to create clones suited to factory work.
  • Rich neighborhoods beget rich property taxes beget rich school systems
  • Poor neighborhoods beget no property taxes beget bad school systems
Some of you are gasping in indignation at the first point. "We have not abandoned our children!" is your refrain. I hope those gasping are the ones that this point does not apply to.
When I was a child I truly won the family lottery. My parents were (and still are) married and in a stable relationship, my mother was able to stay at home and they took the time to sit with me every night and help me with my homework. As I said, I was extremely lucky because at the time many of my friends had single parents or were children of divorce. These children's mothers had to work and by the time they got home they were too exhausted to be truly interested.
I'm actually not blaming their parents, it's just a reality of working overtime or two jobs in some cases. When life is a matter of day to day survival, your children's education will suffer. Our children are becoming an unfortunate side effect of the break up of the nuclear family. Some of you are probably scoffing at me. You're saying to yourself, "I don't need no man/woman to help me raise my children." I only have one thing to say to you, unless you're that special .0001% of people with unlimited energy, you're wrong.
There is a reason why the nuclear family worked for so long, it is necessary. It takes two people, to raise children with the attention that they deserve (especially if you are both working). One person simply does not have the energy.
My second point was that the current system was instituted to give people the skills they needed to work in a factory. Don't get me wrong. There is nothing wrong with working in a factory. I come from a blue collar background and I'm proud of it. Increasingly factory jobs are become non-existent in America and Europe. We simply can't afford to pay the salaries and benefits for something we can get cheaper overseas. This leaves us stuck with an education system that was designed to make us capable of excelling in an environment that no longer exists.
Our education today should be tooled to making us knowledge workers, engineers and scientists. Instead it is tooled to stamp out cookie cutter people who cannot see the point of original thinking. If you doubt my point just look at "No Child Left Behind". What is its main premise? I'll whisper it in your ear "standardized testing". Now their is some original thinking for you.
The other two main problems are the ones we have had since the beginning of time, the disparity between the haves and have nots. Rich people's property taxes afford their children a quality (by the standards of our educational system) education. Poor people don't pay any or very little property taxes. This means their children have fewer opportunities.
Well, there is my opinion (whether you like it, want it or care). No amount of standardized testing will fix what ails us. In order to reverse this trend we will have to renew our commitment to each other (husbands, wives, etc.), retooling a broken system and spreading the money around. Unfortunately, that will not happen because we are all to human.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

End Of June Check In

Howdy one and all. Things are going OK (if slowly). I'm just relaxing and saving up some energy to (maybe) finish my book. I think I am going to have to write at least another 40 - 50 pages (I got some new ideas during my hiatus). More details to follow.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Should Have Taken The Blue Pill



Sometimes in life we find that we should have taken the path more travelled. The lady in my latest composition has just discovered this deadly fact at her own expense (or perhaps she escapes to learn from her mistake, I'll let you decide).

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

New Issue Of Punk IT: Account Misrepresentative



It has been a while since the last Punk IT was put out. My wife has had a quiet day today (she just had extensive ankle surgery). She feels better and that freed me to come out with a new issue. Hopefully, tomorrow I'll get to edit my book again.
You can never tell how it's going to be from one day to the next. Saturday, upbeat. Sunday throw up all day. Monday, blah. Tuesday, woopee. I hope she feels well. I hate to see her feel like this. Anyway. Enjoy the comic.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Evil Genius Logo


I recently needed a logo for a "mad scientist" in Second Life to kick off a new line of products. This is what I came up with on short notice. Wow, I wish I had that kind of hair ;-). Posted by Picasa

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Friday, May 12, 2006

May Mid Month Fill In

Well, it has been a weird month. My wife is going in for surgery in the early June and it is going to be quite a strain on our finances (I'll probably have to come up with up to a month's worth of her salary). Needless to say, I have not finished writing the book. In fact I have done nothing with it lately. I'm just not feeling very creative I guess (more overwhelmed and worried than creative).

To compound these problems, a check I was expecting from a customer in early April was unable to be cashed (due to them issuing it from a Canadian bank and my bank being American). A replacement check is on its way but not issued as of yet. On top of that, some work I was supposed to be doing for another client keeps getting postponed. The guy is just too busy to send me an NDA and discuss the project. I'm not sure what that means but I'm sure it will shake out one way or another.

This month is a solid reminder that we are not really in control of our lives. The only thing we can control is our reaction to external stimuli. My response ... pulling out all my hair (look at my profile picture to see what I mean) ;-).

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Things Are So Much Harder In Real Life

Well, I finished the first draft of my novel only to come to a shocking conclusion ;-). I need at least two more revisions of what is there and I need to pad (uhhh, I mean add) at least thirty more pages. I've always heard a myth that writing was "easy work". Think again. It is one of the single most frustrating things I have ever attempted.
Oh well, I have to get my nose back to the grindstone. Ciao.

Monday, April 17, 2006

First Draft Of Lambda Initiative Finished

I finished the impossible over the Easter holiday weekend. I actually finished the first edit of LAMBDA Initiative (my first novel). I never thought I would see the day when I finished a novel that I started. It must be my 35th birthday and the resulting pondering of what I had done with my life ;-). It was finally enough to get me motivated.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Mid Month Fill In

I just thought I would post a mid-month infoshare so to speak. I just finished editing the first draft of my new novel (the Lambda Initiative). I have all the changes on a paper copy (yeah, I know, how analog). I am currently working to put them into Word. It will probably take a few weeks at the slow pace I am setting. Then I plan to have take one more pass through and hand it off to another (insane) individual for a final proofread/idea session. Hopefully, by this time next month it will be ready for the final hand off to the publisher.
I don't expect much from it, it is a first novel after all. Why make it? I'd always wanted to. It was my gift to myself on my 35th birthday.
Other than that, not much is going on here. A little bit of Guinterface support, some Guinevere spam engine support and hopefully some contract work for a customer.
If I don't see you for another few weeks then ciao baby ;-)

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Bored To Tears

Well, it has been a bit since my last post and I only have one thing to say, "I'm Bored!" The last four years of my life have been filled with one project after another. Guinterface kept me so busy that I don't think I had many quiet moments of self-contemplation. Now I am faced with a future with nothing but quiet contemplation.
I have been trying to stay busy, Punk IT comics and my new book have taken up quite a bit of time. After the book is finished (it's in final edit right now), I'm really going to have to find a new and challenging programming project to work on. I know that the project won't come from my day job ;-).
There has not been a request at work that has truly challenged me in three years. It is a really weird feeling when your boss asks you for something that he truly believes is complex and you deliver it the next day. It's as if while he spells out his request I already know how I'm going to do it. Between this and all of the things I have scripted I just don't know what could turn up the heat at the office.
I only have one piece of advice for all you lazy programmers out there (I mean lazy in a good way. As in why do something repetitively that a computer can do for you?). Don't script away all of your daily tasks or you will face termination or worse yet, boredom.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Where The Heck Is Lambert?


If some of you are wondering where the heck I have been for the last few weeks, look no further than this post. I have been working on my first novel called the The Lambda Initiative. I have the first draft complete and I started editing it tonight. Can I just say that editing is for the birds?
I tried to get my wonderful wife to do it but she refused and it is just as well. I am making so many marks on the page that it is a sea of green ink. I know. It should be red but all I had was a green marker. Here is the front and back cover design (preliminary).
If any of you are hurt that I did not tell you, please don't be. I simply did not want to jinx myself ;-).

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Issue 4 Of Punk IT


A new issue of Punk IT, Send In The Clowns, is at dollarprograms.com. Enjoy!

End Of An Era

Well, it's official. We have officially closed down Guinterface Software. The website now points off to my dollarprograms.com website. We are no longer selling anything Guinterface. I'm not quite sure if we'll do anything with TaskTastic. 130+ downloads from downloads.com and still no sales. I'm pretty sure it is a complete and utter loser as well ;-). That's OK. It's been fun, I've learned alot, pressed the edges of my abilities back 100s of miles so to speak.

The really nice thing about all of this is that my evening free time has expanded considerably. I actually have a life again (thank goodness). It would be nice to have the money back but that was declining anyway. Time to get used to a lower standard of living ;-).

I have to admit, it kind of makes me sad. There was a lot of work that went into the building of Guinterface Software. Hopefully, I can apply what I learned to lead some venture to success in the future.

Friday, February 24, 2006

Issue 3 Of Punk IT


Another week ... another issue of PunkIT. Woot! I actually may be doing the web comic thing for real. I never thought I would get to issue 3. I thought it would be a one time thing but I'm finding I really enjoy it. Good thing, because I'm definitely not doing it for the money ;-).

Monday, February 20, 2006

Punk IT Issue 2


I created a second "issue" of Punk IT. I hope you like it. You can find all the issues at http://www.dollarprograms.com.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Punk IT The Comic


I created the first in a series of comics called "Punk IT". You can find a pdf of issue 1 at:

http://www.dollarprograms.com/PunkIT/PunkITIssue1.pdf

I used a mixture of Blender, Poser and the Gimp to create this. I'm hoping to have issue 2 out by next week. We'll see.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Angry Guy Fun


I was messing around with Blender, Gimp and Poser last night and came up with the above picture. I'm kind of thinking about creating a short comic strip with the guy. He looks so imposing ;-).

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

DollarPrograms.com And More Fun

As some of my readers know Guinterface (a business I developed with Phil Henderson) has been foundering for about the last year. We've gone to support only for the most part (with the exception of TaskTastic). Even the support dollars are drying up at this point. When the going gets tough, the tough switch strategies.

I am often working on little projects that just don't seem to fit the mold of full featured commercial programs. I've needed a venue for these "mini-inventions" for a long time. It is with that in mind that I announce the creation of dollarprograms.com. At DollarPrograms we are going to be selling small applications I have created for $1 - $10 (for the most part). It is going to be a simple (Paypal only site).

My future strategy with this site remains to be seen but probably will include "publishing" other peoples $1 programs for a fee of some sort. We'll see how it goes.